[21:39:19] tnl_: took me a second to find the hidden Josh
[21:39:45] merk`: you're the sauce
[21:39:51] tnl_: I'M THE GRAVY
[21:40:05] Me: we are all in you
[21:40:05] tnl_: I'M WHAT GETS STUCK IN UR THROAT
[21:40:50] antimatter: naturally, the jason pieces are the ones everybody likes best
[21:43:33] Me: the cody pieces are the ones people spit out and hide in their napkin
[21:43:43] antimatter: the acquired taste
[21:44:07] antimatter: mikes and joshes are just there, yknow?
[21:45:42] merk`: mikes and joshes are the base of the meal. with all the essential nutrients
[21:45:58] merk`: jasons are needless extras that give you cancer
[21:46:25] antimatter: but they taste so good
[21:46:42] antimatter: when you buy a box of faggots, the mikes and joshes are what you're expecting
[21:46:52] antimatter: codies are the overcooked, charcoal-tasting faggots
[21:47:04] antimatter: jasons are the tender, juicy, saturated in extra gravy faggots
[21:47:12] Me: but they contain msg, mucousy semen granules
[21:47:23] antimatter: also, more sexy goodness
[21:47:53] garon: You guys fucking serious?
[21:48:07] merk`: when have we ever been serious
[21:48:08] antimatter: no, we're fucking your mother. who the hell is serious?
[21:48:09] merk`: you dope
[21:48:27] Me: you dolt
[21:48:38] merk`: mucousy semen granules
[21:48:57] Me: which exude gayness
[21:49:18] merk`: man, this fagot is so succulent
[21:49:24] merk`: and just the right amount of gravy
[21:49:27] merk`: on this faggot
[21:49:31] antimatter: now that's good faggot
[21:49:43] antimatter: honey, the faggots are excellent tonight
[21:49:46] Me: had some faggots last week, werent nearly this good
[21:50:00] antimatter: kids, tell your mother how much you love these faggots
[21:50:18] merk`: kids, tell your mothers you love to eat faggots
[21:50:25] merk`: FAGGOTS
[21:50:34] merk`: ALL OF THIS IS FAGGOT-BASED HUMOR
[21:50:36] Me: excuse me, waiter. these faggots are underdone, id like them recooked
[21:50:53] antimatter: sir, i ordered my faggots well done. these are clearly medium rare
[21:51:28] Me: my apologies. the chef is tempermental about how he prepares his faggots
[21:51:53] antimatter: i couldn't care less about his temper. i just want my faggots well done
[21:54:00] Me: you know, we can get faggots anywhere. but we choose to come here because we have done so for years. this is the first time weve had this problem. is there a new cook, or perhaps someone else we can talk to?
[21:55:24] antimatter: yes sir. i'll get the faggot quality control manager out here on the double
[21:56:15] Me: im sorry for the trouble, but my wife cant eat faggots when they are cooked like this
[22:02:27] Me: you know what, we're just going somewhere else, this is ridiculous. come on honey. never coming here again. AND YOU CAN BET WE'LL BE TELLING OUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS TOO
[22:04:14] Me: can you believe that place dear? oh dont be upset, bunch of faggots there anyways
[22:11:38] Me: how about McFaggot's? no, ive lost my apetite, lets just go home. we have some leftover faggots in the freezer anyway.